I have forgotten almost everything from that time, however, I was able to discover one new Rule of Life:
Morphine Makes You Stupid, impairing culinary judgment
- It will never be a good idea to poach beautiful fresh figs in diet ginger ale.
- Before putting a load of Chinese leftovers into the food processor to make little fry-able patties, consider that not every flavor is a good match for every other.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.